Bottled at the source.

"Well done, Mr. Miggyshuft. I must say I didn't think you had it in you. You can have all your things back... as long as you get into some sort of better job that doesn't involve swindling anyone."

"Ok." he was thinking of selling garlic. "Thank you."

"You may leave."

He left, and then fell down the front steps. As soon as he got up, unfortunately, he was randomly hit by a flying knife being aimed at someone behind him. It was a total misunderstanding and I'm sure
Albert would understand and forgive the assassin in question. If he was alive, that is.

****

It is said that once a three sided circle with four corners is found, that thousands of geometrists will get great headaches due to the confusion...

But that's not all!

It's also said that this amazing device will bring peace to the galaxy, well, all of the galaxy except the planet Trop. It'll be destroyed. Poor things, the Troppians.

***

There once was a guy, and his name was Trent Loofasparklehatmarlinapplesauseinthetrousersfredrictonhappyhourhandgun.

...If you haven't read the individual work at DSOS you really should. Really.


My hair is not made of blue cheese. ~#~